Don’t cook your balls
They aren’t that tasty
If you keep them safe
They make you a baby

Don’t cook your balls
When its time to play
You’ll need all your courage
If you want to get laid

Don’t cook your balls
And feed ’em to a lady
She’ll shit them out
Like they were gravy

Don’t cook your balls
When it’s your time to go
If the alternative
is to die painfully slow